Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Toonie Tuesday, Superbowl Sunday and Seniors Thursday leave only Wednesday and Saturday unclaimed. Floater days remove a vast number more. Boxing Day, Halloween, Valentines Day, Worldwide Celebration of Weights and Measures Day, Wookie Life Day and others are quickly eliminating ordinary twenty four hour stretches.
Weeks are also falling prey to unilaterally declared causes, Week of Prayer for Christian Unity, Global Entrepreneur Week, Worldwide Breast-feeding Week are examples. With fewer weeks available conflicts are arising.
The
UN-declared
World
Space Week
finds
itself at odds with with the Marijuana Users Association which wants
to use the same time slot for World Spaced Week. However, Geography
Awareness Week organizers
however
have gone into talks with their counterparts at the Directionally
Challenged Week offices. Both groups are hoping for a mutually
productive collaboration.
Months
are no exception to the onslaught. October was declared 4-H Month, as
well as American Cheese Month and
Menopause Month. Novembers competition sees Banana Pudding Lovers,
Pecan Eaters and Novel Writers all vying to have this same slot as
their own. Future conflict can be assured.
I
submit that we end this penchant for special days, weeks and months.
To have a simple Saturday where there are no concerns other than
sitting would be satisfying. A mundane Monday where I do no more than
mumble about the morons around me would be marvelous. Weeks without
World Alliance groups waving placards and months devoid of
declarations of various sorts seems desirable. Act now before the
days, weeks and months of your calendar are as gone as your choices.
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